Conversation with a 3 year old (parts 2 &3)

Part 1:

Me: "Jake - guess what? Auntie Hannah has a baby in her tummy!"

Jake: "Huh?" (with a totally confused expression)

Me: "Auntie Hannah's gonna have a baby - it's in her tummy."

Jake: "How did it get there?"

(Pauses to ponder correct way to answer)

Jake: "Why did she eat the baby to get it in her tummy?"

(If only it were that simple...)


Part 3:

Me: "Jake, remember how Auntie Hannah has a baby in her tummy?"

Jake: "Yup. She didn't eat it."

Me: "Right. Well, Auntie Katie's going to have a baby, too!"

Jake: "She didn't eat it, right? Cuz that would give her big giant tummy sick like Choppy [Justin] and then Auntie Katie made me a blue blankie and I'd have to share because then she'd be sad."

(Sharing is GOOD!)